Gregory's Bar
(home of the Ballarat Goats)
BREAKING NEWS:
During a gripping golf tournament played by a quorum of Billy Goats today two dazzling examples of GOAT prowess were displayed when FIRST...
TWOHANDS narrowly missed a HOLE-IN-ONE when his ball came to rest lest than TWO CENTIMETERS short of the hole!! Fellow Billies were dumbstruck in jaw-dropping awe while TWOHANDS was heard to mutter a modest "F#@%".
...and SECONDLY...
HURRICANE secured a stupendous EAGLE when he popped a 75 meter pitch into the hole following a staggering 220 meter drive off the tee of the par 4 16th at Ballarat Golf Club. It is fair to say that many respected commentators consider an Eagle on a par 4 to be a greater achievement than a hole-in-one since the latter only requires one lucky shot!
Radar asked the whitnessing Billies if Hurricane had "gone-off". Hurricane interjected that he may have made reference to the event. In any case, he shouted lunch for any takers at the regular post-golf watering-hole.
Meantime, check out gossip and rumour about the next TRIP here.